I have no self-control, so I won't make you wait till tomorrow for the answer. In case you're the same!
"I am not deigning to look at the camera, Human. You should be averting your eyes as you gaze upon my magnificence. Or at least, my magnificent bouffy hairdo.""
Cressy after a visit to Groomingdales (dontcha love that name?). I love the smell of the shampoo they use, and their shaved muzzles are soooooooooooooooooo soft and velvety. White poodles have black skin on their muzzles, but it's pink in most other places.