On reflection, most of what I ask for doesn't get given, but hey! let's start with the small stuff.
Yesterday I was invited to join Ravelry. Hooray!
And I'm also starting a local Stitch'n'Bitch group - I put an ad in the community newspaper to gauge interest, and they censored it to read "Stitch'n'Chat". Well, THAT makes it sound really appealing! Not.
Clearly, "bitch" is just too racy for this paper to handle. The same page features an ad for "Hot Adult Chat" etc - apparently THIS is more acceptable as it doesn't contain any "naughty" words.